Friday, 20 July 2007

onefishtwofish - Part 2 - Mari mengenal eropah

*entry ini sangat racist. sila jangan baca kalau anda sangat senstif*

French

aku baru balik dari paris.

paul : so how was paris then?
micahel : did you have fun with french guys?
paul : oh, we shouldn't ask you that. the answer is NO right.
aku : hahaha
paul : we know that because everyone in france is gay.

cedric masuk.

paul : well, the one who not gay come to england, like him.

cedric keluar.

paul : we actuall think he (cedric) is gay.
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Scandinavian

aku : where do you met your girlfriend?
michael : in a mental hopspital.
aku : huh?
paul : You know, all scandinavian are mentally depress. They got too little sunshine in their country.
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Italian

Beng (bekas chef, sekarang diganti oleh michael) bising apabila dia tahu aku suka lelaki italy.

paul dan beng cuba bercakap dengan accent italy yang pekat.

Paul : Hey you are my women, why are you wearing make up to work. are you trying to seduce the chef?
Beng : wake up you women, and kicking you off the bed in the morning, cook me something!!! as long as it has tomato in it. hahaha ... I wonder if they have any food that don't have tomato?
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germany

Paul : is table 7 nice people Laura?
Laura : yeah, but they are german.
Paul : no sense of humour. Zeq, you know they having sex with animal? Let me prove it.

Racheal masuk.

Paul : if I ask you, a nation in europe who make love with animal (soalan belum habis).....?
rachael : it's german of course... oh god, what am I thinking. (keluar dan blushing)

Laura masuk.

paul : Laura, describe german to me.
Laura : emmm, they make love with animal.... why are you asking me this?

paul : I told you so, I never say anything to them.
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british

Michael : paul, tell her the joke you tell me just now.
Aku : what joke?
Paul : ooo0 that one. listen. one english, irish, scotish and welsh army caught by iraqi soldier. and they will kill in few days time. so the iraqi army ask them what is their last wish? then they answered ;

scottish : I want to hear 100 scottish men, playing bagpipes for me.
welsh : I want to hear 100 men singing the famous welsh
male voice choir.
irish : I want to see 100 irish doing the i
rish step dance for me.
english : just make sure I am the one who killed first.


aku : hahhaha..... do you hate each other that much?

paul : yes indeed.

3 comments:

sankai said...

i tought this kind of thing happen only in sabah.?? wahahhahhaha...;p~

crimsonskye said...

Apa2 pun, aku suka muzik bagpipes haha.

1 said...

aku suka conversation pasal british tu. aku sampai skang pelik kenapa masih nak guna pakai istilah british sedangkan rakyat2 dalam gabungan british tu begitu racist, nasionalis dgn negara mereka sendiri. satu lagi pelik dalm bidang sukan, bila sukan yang england handal dan boleh beridiri atas kaki sendiri mcm bola n cricket mereka tak agak2 main atas nama england. tp bila sukan yg mereka tempang dan rubbish mcm tenis, sukan olimpik, komanwel, baru terhegeh2 guna banner british atau united kingdom. menyedihkan.

enjoy your holiday